Deputy DA Alan Alexander III

Lyrics

I’M THE DEPUTY DA I’M GONNA PUT THE BAD GUYS AWAY
I’M GONNA MAKE CRIME DOESN’T PAY
LOCK ‘EM UP AND THROW THE KEYS AWAY

I’LL BRING THE EVIDENCE
YOU GET TO DECIDE
IF THE SUSPECT
WILL BE FACING A CHARGE
IF YOU DON’T AGREE WITH ME
THEY GO FREE AND THE GUILTY
REMAINS AT LARGE

I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
WE THINK THESE CASES ARE STRONG
BUT THE CHOICE IS UP TO YOU
TO TELL US IF WE’RE RIGHT OR WRONG

I’M THE DA DEPUTY
IF YOU BRING A ‘TRUE BILL’ TO ME
I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE
THAT THEY’LL BE COPPIN’ A PLEA
AND FORGET WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE FREE

I SERVED IN AFGHANISTAN
WITH THE MARINES
AND NOW IM IN THE NATIONAL GAURD
AND I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL
TO FIGHT FOR WHAT’S RIGHT
AND TO KEEP MY PEOPLE FROM HARM

I CANT TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
WE THINK THESE CASES ARE STRONG
BUT THE CHOICE IS UP TO YOU
TELL ME IF I’M RIGHT OR I’M WRONG

So, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time...for your very first case: number 16001. Victim: Bell, Sharon. Suspect: Johnson, Yolanda seeking indictment for Assault in the 3rd degree.